Satnav Struggler Prints

Man driving in tree to wife: 'I think we're lost.'

"Recalculating... Recalculating... Recalculating... Recalculating..."

"A GPS! Thanks guys! It's exactly what I need to guide my sleigh...you know, in light of that unfortunate hunting accident."

An alien in his space ship sees a space sign that says 'You are here'

'It's okay - he knows how to use the GPS.'

I always play the GPS through the backseat speakers. That's were I'm used to receiving instructions.

"GPS? In case we get lost? Why would we need that? We're microchipped."

Agree to disagree: you see him as a witness. I see him as a chaperone.

'Sounds like another sat nav mistake, you had better put the kettle on dear!'

'This really is the road less traveled. I can't find it on my Google Map.'

Man crawling in desert finds sign reading 'Ignore your satnav'.

Voice of GPS: 'Recalculating...'

GPS Recalculating.

"This one's the anti-collision computer and that one's the GPS..." "But there's no room for me!"

Sat Nav: G Spot?

Tourist follows an arrow over a cliff.

Fake Out! You are 300 miles from Dulles Airport! Hahah!

G.P.S. for Poor Math Students

Maps

"The GPS is extorting money off me. It won't give me directions until I put money in its account."

'Kid, you flunked the driving test. But you get high marks in audio system tuning, cell phone fumbling, and GPS fiddling.'

"Oh no - the sat-nav's gone. How can we find the hotel now?"

Intelligent Navigation Device...

"Thank goodness for SATNAV, I don't think I'd have found you otherwise."

If you're reading this, your sat nav system has failed.

Aliens outside coffee house, one says: 'This is great, we never end up in hicksville towns since we got sat nav.'

You Are Now Officially In The Middle Of Nowhere: "Signal, is lost."

"I could have gone to Eton but I never had the Sat Nav."

"Next time, forget the breadcrumbs and just ask for directions."

'In your price range I can rent you my wife and a foldout map.'

"Do I put Google Maps on driving or walking directions?"

The Inevitable Navigation System: 'You have arrived at your destination.'

'Our SatNav says it's a scenic roundabout.'

'We're lost... I knew I shouldn't have listened to your directions!'

Two flies at a flower.'You and your stupid rubbish SAT NAV!'