Satnav Struggler Pillows

Man driving in tree to wife: 'I think we're lost.'

"Recalculating... Recalculating... Recalculating... Recalculating..."

"A GPS! Thanks guys! It's exactly what I need to guide my sleigh...you know, in light of that unfortunate hunting accident."

'It's okay - he knows how to use the GPS.'

An alien in his space ship sees a space sign that says 'You are here'

I always play the GPS through the backseat speakers. That's were I'm used to receiving instructions.

"GPS? In case we get lost? Why would we need that? We're microchipped."

'Sounds like another sat nav mistake, you had better put the kettle on dear!'

Man crawling in desert finds sign reading 'Ignore your satnav'.

"This one's the anti-collision computer and that one's the GPS..." "But there's no room for me!"

"The GPS is extorting money off me. It won't give me directions until I put money in its account."

Maps

Sat Nav: G Spot?

Tourist follows an arrow over a cliff.

'Kid, you flunked the driving test. But you get high marks in audio system tuning, cell phone fumbling, and GPS fiddling.'

"Oh no - the sat-nav's gone. How can we find the hotel now?"

"Thank goodness for SATNAV, I don't think I'd have found you otherwise."

Intelligent Navigation Device...

If you're reading this, your sat nav system has failed.

"Next time, forget the breadcrumbs and just ask for directions."

"I could have gone to Eton but I never had the Sat Nav."

You Are Now Officially In The Middle Of Nowhere: "Signal, is lost."

Aliens outside coffee house, one says: 'This is great, we never end up in hicksville towns since we got sat nav.'

'In your price range I can rent you my wife and a foldout map.'

The Inevitable Navigation System: 'You have arrived at your destination.'

"You should have listened, I warned you that we were approaching the end of the pier..."

"In two miles, psychologically prepare yourself to make a left across four lanes of incoming traffic."

Two flies at a flower.'You and your stupid rubbish SAT NAV!'

'We're lost... I knew I shouldn't have listened to your directions!'