Satnav Foe Pillows

"A GPS! Thanks guys! It's exactly what I need to guide my sleigh...you know, in light of that unfortunate hunting accident."

An alien in his space ship sees a space sign that says 'You are here'

'It's okay - he knows how to use the GPS.'

I always play the GPS through the backseat speakers. That's were I'm used to receiving instructions.

'Beer brewery? No, I wanted the witches brew! Damn GPS.'

"GPS? In case we get lost? Why would we need that? We're microchipped."

'Sounds like another sat nav mistake, you had better put the kettle on dear!'

"Recalculating... Recalculating... Recalculating... Recalculating..."

GPS Systems.

Man crawling in desert finds sign reading 'Ignore your satnav'.

Big Office: Sat Nav Hire

"This one's the anti-collision computer and that one's the GPS..." "But there's no room for me!"

Maps

Sat Nav: G Spot?

"The GPS is extorting money off me. It won't give me directions until I put money in its account."

'Kid, you flunked the driving test. But you get high marks in audio system tuning, cell phone fumbling, and GPS fiddling.'

"Oh no - the sat-nav's gone. How can we find the hotel now?"

Intelligent Navigation Device...

"Thank goodness for SATNAV, I don't think I'd have found you otherwise."

If you're reading this, your sat nav system has failed.

You Are Now Officially In The Middle Of Nowhere: "Signal, is lost."

"We got lost and my GPS wouldn't ask for directions."

"I could have gone to Eton but I never had the Sat Nav."

Man driving in tree to wife: 'I think we're lost.'

Aliens outside coffee house, one says: 'This is great, we never end up in hicksville towns since we got sat nav.'

"Next time, forget the breadcrumbs and just ask for directions."

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'In your price range I can rent you my wife and a foldout map.'