Satnav Wanderers Pillows

"Thank goodness for SATNAV, I don't think I'd have found you otherwise."

"A GPS! Thanks guys! It's exactly what I need to guide my sleigh...you know, in light of that unfortunate hunting accident."

'It's okay - he knows how to use the GPS.'

An alien in his space ship sees a space sign that says 'You are here'

I always play the GPS through the backseat speakers. That's were I'm used to receiving instructions.

"GPS? In case we get lost? Why would we need that? We're microchipped."

Homing Pigeon GPS Manfunction

"This is Siri. No, you're not there yet!"

'Sounds like another sat nav mistake, you had better put the kettle on dear!'

"Recalculating... Recalculating... Recalculating... Recalculating..."

'This really is the road less traveled. I can't find it on my Google Map.'

'See if they have their green cards.'

Voice of GPS: 'Recalculating...'

"This one's the anti-collision computer and that one's the GPS..." "But there's no room for me!"

Sat Nav: G Spot?

Maps

G.P.S. for Poor Math Students

"The GPS is extorting money off me. It won't give me directions until I put money in its account."

Fake Out! You are 300 miles from Dulles Airport! Hahah!

Tourist follows an arrow over a cliff.

'Kid, you flunked the driving test. But you get high marks in audio system tuning, cell phone fumbling, and GPS fiddling.'

"Oh no - the sat-nav's gone. How can we find the hotel now?"

Intelligent Navigation Device...

Lav Nav

If you're reading this, your sat nav system has failed.

"Next time, forget the breadcrumbs and just ask for directions."

You Are Now Officially In The Middle Of Nowhere: "Signal, is lost."

Aliens outside coffee house, one says: 'This is great, we never end up in hicksville towns since we got sat nav.'

Man driving in tree to wife: 'I think we're lost.'

The Cow Pie Gods smile upon us, gentlemen!

"I could have gone to Eton but I never had the Sat Nav."

"Do I put Google Maps on driving or walking directions?"

'In your price range I can rent you my wife and a foldout map.'

The Inevitable Navigation System: 'You have arrived at your destination.'

Two flies at a flower.'You and your stupid rubbish SAT NAV!'