Satnav Wanderers Gifts

"Thank goodness for SATNAV, I don't think I'd have found you otherwise."

"A GPS! Thanks guys! It's exactly what I need to guide my sleigh...you know, in light of that unfortunate hunting accident."

An alien in his space ship sees a space sign that says 'You are here'

'It's okay - he knows how to use the GPS.'

I always play the GPS through the backseat speakers. That's were I'm used to receiving instructions.

"GPS? In case we get lost? Why would we need that? We're microchipped."

"This is Siri. No, you're not there yet!"

Homing Pigeon GPS Manfunction

"Recalculating... Recalculating... Recalculating... Recalculating..."

'Sounds like another sat nav mistake, you had better put the kettle on dear!'

'See if they have their green cards.'

"This one's the anti-collision computer and that one's the GPS..." "But there's no room for me!"

Sat Nav: G Spot?

Maps

Tourist follows an arrow over a cliff.

"The GPS is extorting money off me. It won't give me directions until I put money in its account."

'Kid, you flunked the driving test. But you get high marks in audio system tuning, cell phone fumbling, and GPS fiddling.'

"Oh no - the sat-nav's gone. How can we find the hotel now?"

Intelligent Navigation Device...

Lav Nav

If you're reading this, your sat nav system has failed.

The Cow Pie Gods smile upon us, gentlemen!

Man driving in tree to wife: 'I think we're lost.'

Aliens outside coffee house, one says: 'This is great, we never end up in hicksville towns since we got sat nav.'

You Are Now Officially In The Middle Of Nowhere: "Signal, is lost."

"I could have gone to Eton but I never had the Sat Nav."

"Next time, forget the breadcrumbs and just ask for directions."

'In your price range I can rent you my wife and a foldout map.'

The Inevitable Navigation System: 'You have arrived at your destination.'

Two flies at a flower.'You and your stupid rubbish SAT NAV!'

"In 187 cubicles, turn right and the exit will be on your left."