Satnav Skeptic Mugs

'This really is the road less traveled. I can't find it on my Google Map.'

"Turn right at...wait. I don't know. Sorry, but I'm lost."

Fake Out! You are 300 miles from Dulles Airport! Hahah!

An alien in his space ship sees a space sign that says 'You are here'

'We're lost... I knew I shouldn't have listened to your directions!'

'Our SatNav says it's a scenic roundabout.'

You Are Now Officially In The Middle Of Nowhere: "Signal, is lost."

"The GPS is extorting money off me. It won't give me directions until I put money in its account."

"A GPS! Thanks guys! It's exactly what I need to guide my sleigh...you know, in light of that unfortunate hunting accident."

'It's okay - he knows how to use the GPS.'

Bicycle sat nav.

I always play the GPS through the backseat speakers. That's were I'm used to receiving instructions.

"GPS? In case we get lost? Why would we need that? We're microchipped."

'Sounds like another sat nav mistake, you had better put the kettle on dear!'

"Recalculating... Recalculating... Recalculating... Recalculating..."

Man crawling in desert finds sign reading 'Ignore your satnav'.

Voice of GPS: 'Recalculating...'

GPS Recalculating.

"This one's the anti-collision computer and that one's the GPS..." "But there's no room for me!"

St Peter at gates of Heaven tells thuggish looking man: 'You're in the wrong place, alright. Let me guess: sat nav?'

G.P.S. for Poor Math Students

Sat Nav: G Spot?

"Recalculating."

That GPS was a real bargain!

Maps

"Oh no - the sat-nav's gone. How can we find the hotel now?"

Lorry driver goes through woman's living room: 'Sorry for the intrusion, love ... blame the sat nav.'

Intelligent Navigation Device...

If you're reading this, your sat nav system has failed.

Aliens outside coffee house, one says: 'This is great, we never end up in hicksville towns since we got sat nav.'

'Hello, and welcome to Acme Cable. If you're calling about a billing issue, big whoop. Get over it and pay the bill. If your cable is out, who cares. When it's fixed, you'll know it. If you're...'

"Next time, forget the breadcrumbs and just ask for directions."

Man driving in tree to wife: 'I think we're lost.'

Never get lost again! Introducing the Track Mapper - a navigation device for directionally challenged runners.

"I could have gone to Eton but I never had the Sat Nav."