"When you said you were going to write in the sand, I thought it would say SOS or something."
Sat Nav Critic Mugs
Start their day with a laugh—our sat nav critic mugs feature hilarious and clever designs perfect for anyone who loves a good critique of directions over a warm beverage.
"A GPS! Thanks guys! It's exactly what I need to guide my sleigh...you know, in light of that unfortunate hunting accident."
An alien in his space ship sees a space sign that says 'You are here'
Bicycle sat nav.
I always play the GPS through the backseat speakers. That's were I'm used to receiving instructions.
"GPS? In case we get lost? Why would we need that? We're microchipped."
"Has our apologist been alerted?"
Four Types of Critics
'What's your usual response to criticism?' - 'Extreme surprise.'
'This really is the road less traveled. I can't find it on my Google Map.'
Man crawling in desert finds sign reading 'Ignore your satnav'.
Voice of GPS: 'Recalculating...'
"This one's the anti-collision computer and that one's the GPS..." "But there's no room for me!"
"The GPS is extorting money off me. It won't give me directions until I put money in its account."
"Recalculating."
That GPS was a real bargain!
Sat Nav: G Spot?
Fake Out! You are 300 miles from Dulles Airport! Hahah!
G.P.S. for Poor Math Students
St Peter at gates of Heaven tells thuggish looking man: 'You're in the wrong place, alright. Let me guess: sat nav?'
"Oh no - the sat-nav's gone. How can we find the hotel now?"
Lorry driver goes through woman's living room: 'Sorry for the intrusion, love ... blame the sat nav.'
Intelligent Navigation Device...
If you're reading this, your sat nav system has failed.
You Are Now Officially In The Middle Of Nowhere: "Signal, is lost."
"At the next intersection, turn whichever way you f#$%!^&* want! You never listen to me anyway!"
Aliens outside coffee house, one says: 'This is great, we never end up in hicksville towns since we got sat nav.'
Ca you find Pompeo on a map?
Never get lost again! Introducing the Track Mapper - a navigation device for directionally challenged runners.
Queen of Hearts with Sat Knave.
"I could have gone to Eton but I never had the Sat Nav."
'In your price range I can rent you my wife and a foldout map.'
"Ignore your SatNav."
'Hope this thing's right.'
"Damned Sat Nav!"
Sat Nav Critic Mugs Collection
Sat Nav Critic Pillows
Discover our sat nav critic pillows, combining comfort with a humorous nod to navigation lovers who like to keep things light and fun.
Sat Nav Critic Prints
Browse our sat nav critic prints to add a fun, quirky touch to any space—ideal for travel enthusiasts with a sense of humor.
Sat Nav Critic T-Shirts
Check out our sat nav critic T-shirts, designed to bring humor and personality to casual wear with witty travel-related slogans.