Sat Nav Skeptic Mugs

The trips gone to Hell - 'Excuse me sir, we seem to have lost our way...'

"Damned Sat Nav!"

'Hope this thing's right.'

Lorry driver goes through woman's living room: 'Sorry for the intrusion, love ... blame the sat nav.'

"A GPS! Thanks guys! It's exactly what I need to guide my sleigh...you know, in light of that unfortunate hunting accident."

An alien in his space ship sees a space sign that says 'You are here'

Bicycle sat nav.

I always play the GPS through the backseat speakers. That's were I'm used to receiving instructions.

"GPS? In case we get lost? Why would we need that? We're microchipped."

Man crawling in desert finds sign reading 'Ignore your satnav'.

"This one's the anti-collision computer and that one's the GPS..." "But there's no room for me!"

St Peter at gates of Heaven tells thuggish looking man: 'You're in the wrong place, alright. Let me guess: sat nav?'

"The GPS is extorting money off me. It won't give me directions until I put money in its account."

Sat Nav: G Spot?

"Recalculating."

That GPS was a real bargain!

"Oh no - the sat-nav's gone. How can we find the hotel now?"

Intelligent Navigation Device...

If you're reading this, your sat nav system has failed.

Sat Nav Directions.

Never get lost again! Introducing the Track Mapper - a navigation device for directionally challenged runners.

Fat Nav

You Are Now Officially In The Middle Of Nowhere: "Signal, is lost."

"I could have gone to Eton but I never had the Sat Nav."

Queen of Hearts with Sat Knave.

Aliens outside coffee house, one says: 'This is great, we never end up in hicksville towns since we got sat nav.'

"Ignore your SatNav."

'In your price range I can rent you my wife and a foldout map.'

"Atheist are hard to recruit! They hate foxholes!"

The Inevitable Navigation System: 'You have arrived at your destination.'

"So it's left at the staple, then just follow this long crease."

'We're lost... I knew I shouldn't have listened to your directions!'