Sat Nav Skeptic Pillows

The trips gone to Hell - 'Excuse me sir, we seem to have lost our way...'

"Damned Sat Nav!"

'Hope this thing's right.'

Lorry driver goes through woman's living room: 'Sorry for the intrusion, love ... blame the sat nav.'

"A GPS! Thanks guys! It's exactly what I need to guide my sleigh...you know, in light of that unfortunate hunting accident."

An alien in his space ship sees a space sign that says 'You are here'

Bicycle sat nav.

I always play the GPS through the backseat speakers. That's were I'm used to receiving instructions.

"GPS? In case we get lost? Why would we need that? We're microchipped."

'This really is the road less traveled. I can't find it on my Google Map.'

Voice of GPS: 'Recalculating...'

Man crawling in desert finds sign reading 'Ignore your satnav'.

"This one's the anti-collision computer and that one's the GPS..." "But there's no room for me!"

G.P.S. for Poor Math Students

"The GPS is extorting money off me. It won't give me directions until I put money in its account."

Fake Out! You are 300 miles from Dulles Airport! Hahah!

That GPS was a real bargain!

Sat Nav: G Spot?

"Recalculating."

St Peter at gates of Heaven tells thuggish looking man: 'You're in the wrong place, alright. Let me guess: sat nav?'

"Oh no - the sat-nav's gone. How can we find the hotel now?"

Intelligent Navigation Device...

If you're reading this, your sat nav system has failed.

Sat Nav Directions.

Queen of Hearts with Sat Knave.

"I could have gone to Eton but I never had the Sat Nav."

Never get lost again! Introducing the Track Mapper - a navigation device for directionally challenged runners.

You Are Now Officially In The Middle Of Nowhere: "Signal, is lost."

Fat Nav

Keep honking. Honk and accelerate. In 30 feet, cut that @#$% off. Really lay on the horn this time. Cabby GPS.

Aliens outside coffee house, one says: 'This is great, we never end up in hicksville towns since we got sat nav.'

"Atheist are hard to recruit! They hate foxholes!"

'In your price range I can rent you my wife and a foldout map.'

"Do I put Google Maps on driving or walking directions?"

"Ignore your SatNav."