Satellite Navigation Skeptic Pillows

Bicycle sat nav.

"Recalculating?? Just admit you're lost."

"Ignore your SatNav."

"A GPS! Thanks guys! It's exactly what I need to guide my sleigh...you know, in light of that unfortunate hunting accident."

An alien in his space ship sees a space sign that says 'You are here'

I always play the GPS through the backseat speakers. That's were I'm used to receiving instructions.

"I don't like space."

"GPS? In case we get lost? Why would we need that? We're microchipped."

"Has our apologist been alerted?"

"We must be in the wrong wing."

"This one's the anti-collision computer and that one's the GPS..." "But there's no room for me!"

"The GPS is extorting money off me. It won't give me directions until I put money in its account."

conclusive proof that the Moon landings WERE faked...

That GPS was a real bargain!

"Recalculating."

First Cynic in Space

Sat Nav: G Spot?

St Peter at gates of Heaven tells thuggish looking man: 'You're in the wrong place, alright. Let me guess: sat nav?'

"I thought it was an error. THE GPS said 'time to destination 23 months'."

Lorry driver goes through woman's living room: 'Sorry for the intrusion, love ... blame the sat nav.'

Sat Nav Directions.

Never get lost again! Introducing the Track Mapper - a navigation device for directionally challenged runners.

'Hello, and welcome to Acme Cable. If you're calling about a billing issue, big whoop. Get over it and pay the bill. If your cable is out, who cares. When it's fixed, you'll know it. If you're...'

You Are Now Officially In The Middle Of Nowhere: "Signal, is lost."

"You are either here or here."

"At the next intersection, turn whichever way you f#$%!^&* want! You never listen to me anyway!"

'Hope this thing's right.'

"Damned Sat Nav!"

"Atheist are hard to recruit! They hate foxholes!"

"Recalculating."

"He misspoke, I misheard, then shots rang out."

The trips gone to Hell - 'Excuse me sir, we seem to have lost our way...'

"So it's left at the staple, then just follow this long crease."

'We're lost... I knew I shouldn't have listened to your directions!'