Non-believer Navigator Pillows

"Atheist are hard to recruit! They hate foxholes!"

'Why can't you admit you're lost?'

An alien in his space ship sees a space sign that says 'You are here'

Bicycle sat nav.

"I am not asking for directions."

'All those in doubt, raise your eyebrows.'

'St. Joseph's Church,today's sermon, the road to heaven (free maps)'

'I don't do 'Goodbyes' ...'

"I know it seems cruel, but it's the only way for him to get rid of that silly technophobia."

"Has our apologist been alerted?"

'Great escapism, Reverend!'

"Just what we've been looking for...a happy medium."

Arrow Church

'To become ONE with the Universe, you must first become COMPLIANT with the Universe!'

"The GPS is extorting money off me. It won't give me directions until I put money in its account."

Lorry driver goes through woman's living room: 'Sorry for the intrusion, love ... blame the sat nav.'

"Michael Sherlock once said: 'Religion isn't about peace, love, or the betterment of our species, it's about power and control. Religion uses fear to control and milk its flocks. Fear of God. Fear of the Devil. Fear of death. Fear of being seen as deviant for expressing non-belief. Fear of social sanctions and in some countries, fear of legal sanctions. Fear is a powerful tool to manipulate the masses and religion has mastered its employment.' ..."

'I understand your desire to have a personal relationship with God, but don't you think he might be a bit out of your league?'

"Well, you asked for a sign!"

"I know this is all nonsense , but that's the paradigm I'm stuck with."

Do what you can and hope a higher power will do what you can't.

Looking For God

'Sailing, it's a sport that doesn't float my boat.'

"At the next intersection, turn whichever way you f#$%!^&* want! You never listen to me anyway!"

Common sense - in one ear, and out the other.

Man stops to look up at a road sign.

Religion Today

You Are Now Officially In The Middle Of Nowhere: "Signal, is lost."

"I wonder if I should tell him he's a transvestite!?"

"Ignore your SatNav."

'Hope this thing's right.'

"Damned Sat Nav!"

"He misspoke, I misheard, then shots rang out."