Non-believer Navigator Pillows

"Atheist are hard to recruit! They hate foxholes!"

'Why can't you admit you're lost?'

An alien in his space ship sees a space sign that says 'You are here'

Bicycle sat nav.

'All those in doubt, raise your eyebrows.'

"I am not asking for directions."

'St. Joseph's Church,today's sermon, the road to heaven (free maps)'

Do you ever wonder if there's really a higher power? What do you mean? Is there an all-knowing being that keeps track of you? That always knows where you are

'I don't do 'Goodbyes' ...'

"I know it seems cruel, but it's the only way for him to get rid of that silly technophobia."

'Great escapism, Reverend!'

"Has our apologist been alerted?"

"Just what we've been looking for...a happy medium."

Arrow Church

'This really is the road less traveled. I can't find it on my Google Map.'

'To become ONE with the Universe, you must first become COMPLIANT with the Universe!'

"The GPS is extorting money off me. It won't give me directions until I put money in its account."

Fake Out! You are 300 miles from Dulles Airport! Hahah!

'I understand your desire to have a personal relationship with God, but don't you think he might be a bit out of your league?'

Lorry driver goes through woman's living room: 'Sorry for the intrusion, love ... blame the sat nav.'

"Well, you asked for a sign!"

"Michael Sherlock once said: 'Religion isn't about peace, love, or the betterment of our species, it's about power and control. Religion uses fear to control and milk its flocks. Fear of God. Fear of the Devil. Fear of death. Fear of being seen as deviant for expressing non-belief. Fear of social sanctions and in some countries, fear of legal sanctions. Fear is a powerful tool to manipulate the masses and religion has mastered its employment.' ..."

"I know this is all nonsense , but that's the paradigm I'm stuck with."

"At the next intersection, turn whichever way you f#$%!^&* want! You never listen to me anyway!"

You Are Now Officially In The Middle Of Nowhere: "Signal, is lost."

Religion Today

Do what you can and hope a higher power will do what you can't.

Man stops to look up at a road sign.

Common sense - in one ear, and out the other.

'Sailing, it's a sport that doesn't float my boat.'

"I wonder if I should tell him he's a transvestite!?"

Looking For God

"Damned Sat Nav!"

'Hope this thing's right.'

"Ignore your SatNav."