Nonchalant Navigator Pillows

'I don't do 'Goodbyes' ...'

'Why can't you admit you're lost?'

"I am not asking for directions."

'Great! The world ended and I slept right through it!'

'Let's cut out the mumbo jumbo and get to the nitty gritty.'

"Then there was the dream where I woke up in a pool of melted butter."

"I get the feeling you're still keeping a lot of yourself inside."

Question man

Them/ Us

"I think once Qadyn is exposed to other 7-year-old nihilists, he’ll really start to blossom."

Apocalipsis

"He's in a critical condition"

'Oh yes we definitely move on to another place when we leave this realm...'

'I blame the internet.'

"Now, right over here there's going to be some congestion, so get off I-95 and take the Hutchinson River Parkway."

'...that isn't clever and it isn't funny!'

"I know this is all nonsense , but that's the paradigm I'm stuck with."

"Try not to anticipate trouble, Miss Mead."

"I wonder if I should tell him he's a transvestite!?"

'Sailing, it's a sport that doesn't float my boat.'

You are Nowhere.

"Olympics? It's the first I've heard of the Olympics being on."

"Atheist are hard to recruit! They hate foxholes!"

"He who crosses his bridges before he comes to them may find himself in uncharted waters."

'I didn't bother to bring my sign today -- What's the use?'

'Well, I don't know much about sport, but I know what I like.'

"And to that I say: hakuna matata."

White Van Man Computer Game

"Take a left at enlightenment, you should now be at your destination of nirvana."

'Look - read more slowly - and don't sniff - and keep your feet still!'

AGORAPHOBIC G.P.S.

Red book and white people

'She used to sulk because I said she couldn't read a map. Now she sulks because I like the voice of the satnav girl.'

"My wife asked me to ask you how to get to Dibble Street."