Nagging Navigator Pillows

"He's in a critical condition"

'Look - read more slowly - and don't sniff - and keep your feet still!'

Books: Novels, Short-Stories, Tall Tales.

'Thanks to the internet it is now possible to be extremely well-informed and completely wrong at the same time!'

"Boy, that's what I call a maze."

"Yes, Jane Lyons, sitting next to Katy Jones, class of 2018, it is important for a writer to know her audience."

"I am not asking for directions."

"Clive used to be an astronaut."

"For just one monkey in front of one typewriter you've come up with some amazing stuff."

"I figure I have about 20 years of school to go."

"For the last time, we never need the route with the fewest turns."

Department of Nanotechnology

"It's publish or perish, and he hasn't published."

"Who should we have at eye level this month?"

'God, quick! Give me the gift of the gab.'

Meet the Shameless Self-Promoter 2 PM

'I don't do 'Goodbyes' ...'

The experience angler is prepared for little snags of courses and knows the most scientific way to deal with them.

Nethead strip: Speak binary

"The computer's messed up? How time flies! Seems only yesterday you couldn't program the VCR!"

Daisy Diaper Service

"Go about a foot and take a right, then it's the second left, no, no ... the third left, then straight …"

Women who Read Too Much

"You might have time left for one more book, but only if it doesn't require and lot of research."

Homing Pigeon GPS Manfunction

The Math Institute √π*962.9 KM

"There's got to be an easier way to lie around the house."

Mono-Tasking, Multi-Tasking, No-No Tasking and Nada Tasking.

Dog Book Club

Beachcomber sees that smartphone displays 'message in a bottle.'

Meet Zelda Wisteria, author of the book 'Leap, and the Net will Appear!'

Writer's Block Next 10 Miles

"You got better-looking as you got older—up to a point."

"It's about the world's smartest girl, her caring father, her fun-loving great aunt and her annoying, car-obsessed big brother."

Book Igloo