Silly Navigation Navigator Pillows

"We must be in the wrong wing."

'Thanks to the internet it is now possible to be extremely well-informed and completely wrong at the same time!'

"Boy, that's what I call a maze."

The Lost World: You are Here

Hitch-hiking Penguin.

"I figure I have about 20 years of school to go."

"For the last time, we never need the route with the fewest turns."

Department of Nanotechnology

"Look on the GPS to see if there's any wormholes through time and space."

Tiny air ship flying over globe.

'God, quick! Give me the gift of the gab.'

"Left, right, left, then straight ahead."

Nethead strip: Speak binary

"Go about a foot and take a right, then it's the second left, no, no ... the third left, then straight …"

The Math Institute √π*962.9 KM

Of course, Hal rented a car with economy gps.

Fire Backwards.

'Let's cut out the mumbo jumbo and get to the nitty gritty.'

I'm not sure but my guess is that it's one of the Sandwich Islands.

"Sorry Capt., but it's a pretty bad termite infestation..."

'Exit left in 300 yards.'

"Will thou not sayest 'Uncle'?"

'I used to give directions by naming all the pubs along the route - I'm as lost as you are now!'

'How did this happen to me - a gondolier?'

G.P.S. satellites gone bad

"He's in a critical condition"

"This one's the anti-collision computer and that one's the GPS..." "But there's no room for me!"

'My date last night was a 10. Of course, I'm using the binary system.'

Road signs.

"Oh, great—here comes that crazy #@!*%! Jeff who won't shut up about conspiracy theories. How's my hair look?"

A rowing cox takes a taxi cab.

Witch launching for aircraft carrier.

Wordplay: Self-seeking.

"My last dog always too a right there."

'Something's wrong -- yesterday, the sun set in the West.'