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"We must be in the wrong wing."

'Thanks to the internet it is now possible to be extremely well-informed and completely wrong at the same time!'

"Boy, that's what I call a maze."

The Lost World: You are Here

Hitch-hiking Penguin.

"For the last time, we never need the route with the fewest turns."

"I figure I have about 20 years of school to go."

Department of Nanotechnology

Tiny air ship flying over globe.

"Look on the GPS to see if there's any wormholes through time and space."

'God, quick! Give me the gift of the gab.'

"Left, right, left, then straight ahead."

Nethead strip: Speak binary

"Go about a foot and take a right, then it's the second left, no, no ... the third left, then straight …"

The Math Institute √π*962.9 KM

Of course, Hal rented a car with economy gps.

'Let's cut out the mumbo jumbo and get to the nitty gritty.'

"Sorry Capt., but it's a pretty bad termite infestation..."

'I used to give directions by naming all the pubs along the route - I'm as lost as you are now!'

G.P.S. satellites gone bad

'How did this happen to me - a gondolier?'

"Will thou not sayest 'Uncle'?"

'Exit left in 300 yards.'

"He's in a critical condition"

"This one's the anti-collision computer and that one's the GPS..." "But there's no room for me!"

'My date last night was a 10. Of course, I'm using the binary system.'

Road signs.

"Oh, great—here comes that crazy #@!*%! Jeff who won't shut up about conspiracy theories. How's my hair look?"

A rowing cox takes a taxi cab.

Witch launching for aircraft carrier.

"My last dog always too a right there."

Wordplay: Self-seeking.

'Something's wrong -- yesterday, the sun set in the West.'

"I know this is all nonsense , but that's the paradigm I'm stuck with."