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Man Walking on a Maze's Walls.

'So you want an advance on your writer's block?'

"A GPS! Thanks guys! It's exactly what I need to guide my sleigh...you know, in light of that unfortunate hunting accident."

'Thanks to the internet it is now possible to be extremely well-informed and completely wrong at the same time!'

"Boy, that's what I call a maze."

"For the last time, we never need the route with the fewest turns."

Electronics: Nooks/Crannies

"I figure I have about 20 years of school to go."

"Well - I've either bought a pack of table napkins, or adopted a Siberian tiger cub..."

Department of Nanotechnology

Island of Lost Guys.

Nethead strip: Speak binary

'God, quick! Give me the gift of the gab.'

"Go about a foot and take a right, then it's the second left, no, no ... the third left, then straight …"

Confused drivers

The Math Institute √π*962.9 KM

Books 'n' Carrots

"I like to consider Third Grade as just another life hack."

Get ready ... Get set ...

'Let's cut out the mumbo jumbo and get to the nitty gritty.'

"I assumed it was writer's block but as I've never written anything I could be wrong."

"We live in the desert. What did you think I meant when I said it'd be a nice day to go boating?"

"We must be in the wrong wing."

"Is there anything else I can do wrong for you?"

Let's start a book group to read stuff that will help us cope with our lives. Like? You know: Self-help books on housekeeping, child-rearing and navigating difficult workplace situations. Suggestions? Yeah. Jane Eyre, Gone with the Wind and The Devil Wears Prada. The great books series.

'My date last night was a 10. Of course, I'm using the binary system.'

"We were already in this room—I remember that hideous Renoir."

Recalculating!

A rowing cox takes a taxi cab.

"My last dog always too a right there."

"We seem to be out of gas. I'm outa here! See you on the ground."

'Something's wrong -- yesterday, the sun set in the West.'

'I took a short cut.'

'It's 700 pages. I just don't think I'm ready for that type of commitment.'

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