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The Businessmen Have to Make Decisions from Many Options

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

Business books - Who's Who & Who's Downsized sections.

'The church says the Earth is flat, but I know that it is round for I have seen the shadow on the Moon, and I have more faith in a shadow than in the Church.'

Books: Novels, Short-Stories, Tall Tales.

'When I grow up, I'm either going to be an authority figure or an unimpeachable source.'

"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."

'Are we there yet?'

'The toughest things you have to deal with in this job, is feelings and lawyers.'

"I remember when the death of the hero meant the end of the sequels. Now it marks the beginning of the prequels."

"No, ma'am. I'm not sure what the difference is between being creative or just plain weird."

Characters jumping out of a book.

"A journey of a thousand miles begins with a MAP, actually."

Library - Political Science section - 'What to do until the spin doctor comes'

"Uh-Oh..."

'AHH, here it is! At the next intersection, turn left, then cough, following that, turn right, then cough...' WHEN DOCTORS NAVIGATE.

'So much for your new Satnav!'

"More rescue efforts, less screenplay."

"Yes, Jane Lyons, sitting next to Katy Jones, class of 2018, it is important for a writer to know her audience."

'I'm not being punished! I'm reading because I happen to enjoy reading!'

"I am not asking for directions."

"For just one monkey in front of one typewriter you've come up with some amazing stuff."

"We've done a rigorous examination of your business plan using the latest algorithms to model future profits. . . which way up would you like it?"

"What your memoir really needs is an addiction."

Between Offices

"And finally, I’d like to thank all those people I stepped on and used to get here. I couldn’t have done it without your submissive insecurity and relentless resignation."

'Not only does he suffer from anxiety, he makes everyone else suffer from it too.'

The writers group met every Tuesday for support and fellowship.

Battery Lighthouse

"This is an excellent story, Doris, so far."

"Why do you always assume I'm going down?"

'He refuses to leave without the tree and their son.'

"That was too many fresh original voices for one night."