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The Businessmen Have to Make Decisions from Many Options

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

'The church says the Earth is flat, but I know that it is round for I have seen the shadow on the Moon, and I have more faith in a shadow than in the Church.'

Business books - Who's Who & Who's Downsized sections.

Books: Novels, Short-Stories, Tall Tales.

"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."

'When I grow up, I'm either going to be an authority figure or an unimpeachable source.'

"I remember when the death of the hero meant the end of the sequels. Now it marks the beginning of the prequels."

'Are we there yet?'

"No, ma'am. I'm not sure what the difference is between being creative or just plain weird."

'The toughest things you have to deal with in this job, is feelings and lawyers.'

Characters jumping out of a book.

"A journey of a thousand miles begins with a MAP, actually."

"Uh-Oh..."

"More rescue efforts, less screenplay."

'So much for your new Satnav!'

Library - Political Science section - 'What to do until the spin doctor comes'

'AHH, here it is! At the next intersection, turn left, then cough, following that, turn right, then cough...' WHEN DOCTORS NAVIGATE.

'I'm not being punished! I'm reading because I happen to enjoy reading!'

"Yes, Jane Lyons, sitting next to Katy Jones, class of 2018, it is important for a writer to know her audience."

Between Offices

"For just one monkey in front of one typewriter you've come up with some amazing stuff."

"I am not asking for directions."

"What your memoir really needs is an addiction."

"We've done a rigorous examination of your business plan using the latest algorithms to model future profits. . . which way up would you like it?"

"And finally, I’d like to thank all those people I stepped on and used to get here. I couldn’t have done it without your submissive insecurity and relentless resignation."

The writers group met every Tuesday for support and fellowship.

'Not only does he suffer from anxiety, he makes everyone else suffer from it too.'

"This is an excellent story, Doris, so far."

"Why do you always assume I'm going down?"

Do you suppose this is art or science?

Well, I finished my summer reading list – now what?

Titanic: How's my steering.

Well, everything's going great! I guess it's time to bring in the naysayers.