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"Did you accidentally put the DVD of 'Taxi Driver' in her 'Wheels on the Bus' case?"

The Businessmen Have to Make Decisions from Many Options

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

'The church says the Earth is flat, but I know that it is round for I have seen the shadow on the Moon, and I have more faith in a shadow than in the Church.'

"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."

'The toughest things you have to deal with in this job, is feelings and lawyers.'

'Are we there yet?'

"I remember when the death of the hero meant the end of the sequels. Now it marks the beginning of the prequels."

Characters jumping out of a book.

"A journey of a thousand miles begins with a MAP, actually."

Library - Political Science section - 'What to do until the spin doctor comes'

'AHH, here it is! At the next intersection, turn left, then cough, following that, turn right, then cough...' WHEN DOCTORS NAVIGATE.

'So much for your new Satnav!'

"More rescue efforts, less screenplay."

"Uh-Oh..."

'I'm not being punished! I'm reading because I happen to enjoy reading!'

"I am not asking for directions."

"We've done a rigorous examination of your business plan using the latest algorithms to model future profits. . . which way up would you like it?"

"What your memoir really needs is an addiction."

The writers group met every Tuesday for support and fellowship.

'Not only does he suffer from anxiety, he makes everyone else suffer from it too.'

Battery Lighthouse

"How have you managed to keep your job?"

'I blame the nothing for something culture.'

Titanic: How's my steering.

Well, everything's going great! I guess it's time to bring in the naysayers.

"This is an excellent story, Doris, so far."

"That was too many fresh original voices for one night."

'He refuses to leave without the tree and their son.'

"I feel that I have at least one more unpublished novel in me."

'Is this your first book launch?'

"For pity's sake, George - stop tooting and ask for directions!"

"I'm not spinning - I'm contextualizing."

"...And I like how you switched from the first person narrative to third person—impressive." "Thanks."

A book reviewer reads between the margins.