Quirky Navigator T-Shirts

A rowing cox takes a taxi cab.

"Go about a foot and take a right, then it's the second left, no, no ... the third left, then straight …"

"For the last time, we never need the route with the fewest turns."

Walker asking for directions

Soap - "To Nuts"

Food Phone Sensitive Guy

Lad nav: Nice tits three meters on the left.

'I found a new way to the office through Syria.'

'Something's wrong -- yesterday, the sun set in the West.'

Detour Sign

Elevator reads 'Up 'Down' and 'Other options'

Car navigation

Books: Novels, Short-Stories, Tall Tales.

"A GPS! Thanks guys! It's exactly what I need to guide my sleigh...you know, in light of that unfortunate hunting accident."

'Thanks to the internet it is now possible to be extremely well-informed and completely wrong at the same time!'

"Boy, that's what I call a maze."

"Yes, Jane Lyons, sitting next to Katy Jones, class of 2018, it is important for a writer to know her audience."

"For just one monkey in front of one typewriter you've come up with some amazing stuff."

Hitch-hiking Penguin.

"I figure I have about 20 years of school to go."

Department of Nanotechnology

"It's publish or perish, and he hasn't published."

Tiny air ship flying over globe.

"Who should we have at eye level this month?"

Angler poses with mermaid catch.

"Welcome to the French Quarter!"

'God, quick! Give me the gift of the gab.'

Meet the Shameless Self-Promoter 2 PM

Nethead strip: Speak binary

"Left, right, left, then straight ahead."

Women who Read Too Much

London map drawn from memory.

"GPS? In case we get lost? Why would we need that? We're microchipped."

The Math Institute √π*962.9 KM

"I've been an accountant, an actuary, an advertising exec, an administrator, an architect, an art director, and an auditor, and now I'd like to move on to the B's."