Nagging Navigator Mugs

"He's in a critical condition"

'Look - read more slowly - and don't sniff - and keep your feet still!'

Books: Novels, Short-Stories, Tall Tales.

'Thanks to the internet it is now possible to be extremely well-informed and completely wrong at the same time!'

"Boy, that's what I call a maze."

"Yes, Jane Lyons, sitting next to Katy Jones, class of 2018, it is important for a writer to know her audience."

"Clive used to be an astronaut."

"I am not asking for directions."

"For just one monkey in front of one typewriter you've come up with some amazing stuff."

"I figure I have about 20 years of school to go."

Well, I finished my summer reading list – now what?

"For the last time, we never need the route with the fewest turns."

Department of Nanotechnology

"It's publish or perish, and he hasn't published."

"Who should we have at eye level this month?"

Completely out of diapers and facing a seven-hour layover, Marsha happens upon a diaper scalper.

Meet the Shameless Self-Promoter 2 PM

Nethead strip: Speak binary

Daisy Diaper Service

'God, quick! Give me the gift of the gab.'

The experience angler is prepared for little snags of courses and knows the most scientific way to deal with them.

"The computer's messed up? How time flies! Seems only yesterday you couldn't program the VCR!"

'I don't do 'Goodbyes' ...'

"Go about a foot and take a right, then it's the second left, no, no ... the third left, then straight …"

Women who Read Too Much

"You might have time left for one more book, but only if it doesn't require and lot of research."

The Math Institute √π*962.9 KM

Mono-Tasking, Multi-Tasking, No-No Tasking and Nada Tasking.

Beachcomber sees that smartphone displays 'message in a bottle.'

Homing Pigeon GPS Manfunction

"There's got to be an easier way to lie around the house."

Dog Book Club

Meet Zelda Wisteria, author of the book 'Leap, and the Net will Appear!'

Writer's Block Next 10 Miles

Book Igloo