Sat Nav Humor Lover Pillows

"Recalculating."

"A GPS! Thanks guys! It's exactly what I need to guide my sleigh...you know, in light of that unfortunate hunting accident."

Bicycle sat nav.

I always play the GPS through the backseat speakers. That's were I'm used to receiving instructions.

Island of Lost Guys.

Recalculating

"GPS? In case we get lost? Why would we need that? We're microchipped."

A series of Exit signs.

"Is there anything else I can do wrong for you?"

"This one's the anti-collision computer and that one's the GPS..." "But there's no room for me!"

That GPS was a real bargain!

Rock the boat.

St Peter at gates of Heaven tells thuggish looking man: 'You're in the wrong place, alright. Let me guess: sat nav?'

Sat Nav: G Spot?

'You can't get there from here!'

"We seem to be out of gas. I'm outa here! See you on the ground."

"My last dog always too a right there."

'Well, this is not a good sign: Can I have a look at that map of yours?'

Intelligent Navigation Device...

Lorry driver goes through woman's living room: 'Sorry for the intrusion, love ... blame the sat nav.'

Queen of Hearts with Sat Knave.

Geese Maps

Ca you find Pompeo on a map?

"Next time, forget the breadcrumbs and just ask for directions."

Aliens outside coffee house, one says: 'This is great, we never end up in hicksville towns since we got sat nav.'

Never get lost again! Introducing the Track Mapper - a navigation device for directionally challenged runners.

Driving Instructions/Backseat Driver

"I could have gone to Eton but I never had the Sat Nav."

Desert Crawler

Car Travelling Down Road With Sign That Says 'Dead End'.

"He said turn left at the fork!"