Sat Nav Satirist Pillows

St Peter at gates of Heaven tells thuggish looking man: 'You're in the wrong place, alright. Let me guess: sat nav?'

That GPS was a real bargain!

An alien in his space ship sees a space sign that says 'You are here'

"Actually, I used them as collateral for a loan."

"The planet appears to be inhabitable but more like low-income inhabitable."

"Due to unforeseen circumstances, there will be no delays on the subway today."

Man crawling in desert finds sign reading 'Ignore your satnav'.

"There's nothing wrong with the ship. We just got a better offer."

"Err..Hello?..Wilsons Car Sales? I'm having a little teething trouble with the satellite navigation system"

Another Disappointment for Captain Ahab

"Recalculating."

Cops on trains: 'Is that a truncheon, or are you just pleased to see me?'

"The GPS is extorting money off me. It won't give me directions until I put money in its account."

The Privatization of the MTA.

'The brakes aren't working because of 'mechanical fatigue'...The escalator isn't working because of 'mechanical fatigue'...why don't you walk up?'

Lorry driver goes through woman's living room: 'Sorry for the intrusion, love ... blame the sat nav.'

'I'm a 'Crater-face,' am I? - Well, at least I don't have a stinky ATMOSPHERE!'

'Ramming speed sailor.'

Is removing the lid fm a jar of pickles easier in zero gravity?

'I don't need a GPS. I'm guided by greed.'

"Three Morons At Sea."

Public Transport: Hell

You Are Now Officially In The Middle Of Nowhere: "Signal, is lost."

"Hey. . . now the picture's great!"

Pirate points to Plank Walking notice nailed to mast,

Never get lost again! Introducing the Track Mapper - a navigation device for directionally challenged runners.

Queen of Hearts with Sat Knave.

Ca you find Pompeo on a map?

'I've felt much better ever since John D. Rockefeller started me on liposuction.'

'It's socially conservative and has a strong evangelical base.'

Moon Dump

COVID Drive Safe Thank you for not carpooling.

'Hope this thing's right.'

We are being held momentarily to annoy Karen's girlfriend, who's been waiting at the restaurant for, like, twenty minutes.