
St Peter at gates of Heaven tells thuggish looking man: 'You're in the wrong place, alright. Let me guess: sat nav?'
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St Peter at gates of Heaven tells thuggish looking man: 'You're in the wrong place, alright. Let me guess: sat nav?'
That GPS was a real bargain!
An alien in his space ship sees a space sign that says 'You are here'
"Actually, I used them as collateral for a loan."
'This really is the road less traveled. I can't find it on my Google Map.'
"The planet appears to be inhabitable but more like low-income inhabitable."
Man crawling in desert finds sign reading 'Ignore your satnav'.
"Due to unforeseen circumstances, there will be no delays on the subway today."
Voice of GPS: 'Recalculating...'
"There's nothing wrong with the ship. We just got a better offer."
"Err..Hello?..Wilsons Car Sales? I'm having a little teething trouble with the satellite navigation system"
Another Disappointment for Captain Ahab
Fake Out! You are 300 miles from Dulles Airport! Hahah!
"Recalculating."
Cops on trains: 'Is that a truncheon, or are you just pleased to see me?'
"The GPS is extorting money off me. It won't give me directions until I put money in its account."
'I don't need a GPS. I'm guided by greed.'
Is removing the lid fm a jar of pickles easier in zero gravity?
'Ramming speed sailor.'
Lorry driver goes through woman's living room: 'Sorry for the intrusion, love ... blame the sat nav.'
'I'm a 'Crater-face,' am I? - Well, at least I don't have a stinky ATMOSPHERE!'
The Privatization of the MTA.
'The brakes aren't working because of 'mechanical fatigue'...The escalator isn't working because of 'mechanical fatigue'...why don't you walk up?'
"Three Morons At Sea."
'It's socially conservative and has a strong evangelical base.'
'I've felt much better ever since John D. Rockefeller started me on liposuction.'
Moon Dump
Ca you find Pompeo on a map?
Public Transport: Hell
Queen of Hearts with Sat Knave.
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You Are Now Officially In The Middle Of Nowhere: "Signal, is lost."
"Hey. . . now the picture's great!"
Pirate points to Plank Walking notice nailed to mast,
COVID Drive Safe Thank you for not carpooling.
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