Navigation Satirist Prints

A road sign saying 'Lateral'

'Get the net ready, Alice. I think it's a big one.'

Bicycle sat nav.

"...for a canal I thought that was unusually short."

"Actually, I used them as collateral for a loan."

Captain Hook getting his hook stuck in the rail, again

"That's the last time I buy a dog from a cartoonist."

"This crew gets 15 miles to the pound of gruel. They're very fuel efficient."

Island of Lost Guys.

"Captain, we've taken on strippers."

Recalculating

"Will thee not sayeth uncle?!"

"How can you feel queasy, we're barely out of port."

Man painting MOM on boat

Walking the Plank.

"Is a six pack enough? I can go back out."

'David, David, we're sinking! Our water bed has sprung a leak!'

"With the benefit of hindsight, I’d say no, Ed, it wasn’t ‘funny’ letting him steer the boat!"

A series of Exit signs.

Raft with a 'Caution Wet!' sign.

'We're drifting apart.'

'I'm not scaring the fish - I'm WARNING the fish!'

"Hey wader, there's a fly in my sloop"

'That's his new trophy fishwife.'

"Nope, not a dock! Not a diving board! Guess again!"

Fish near-death experiences.

Contended beaver nurses a full stomach having eaten the captains wooden leg.

'Aye, but can you guys get 500 channels with those hooks?'

Sinking cruise ship, with band member saved by floating on cello.

The Conveyance of a Corkscrew Hand

"I know your rations include two limes a day, but please don't do that with them."

'Of course being on short term contract, I don't enjoy the same benefits as the rest of you.'

CAPTAIN PLUNGER. Colour

"These aren't barnacles. Someone stuck their gum down here."

'Give it to me straight, doctor - is it Dutch Elm Disease?