Navigation Humor Fan Prints

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Bicycle sat nav.

Island of Lost Guys.

"Ticket and passport, please."

Recalculating

'How long have you operated multi-engines, sailor?'

Tugboat tugging Iceberg

'It followed me home, can I keep it?'

A series of Exit signs.

"Let’s draw him closer to New Bedford — we’ll get cell service there and Instagram the heck out of this!"

Fisherman selling sardines in oil, haddock in oil, cod in oil etc..

'I told you we should have unionized.'

'What do you mean the men are unhappy! What on earth gives you that idea?'

'I think we should wake the Captain!'

"Oh. . . What shall we do with a sunken trailer?"

Sailor's pipe is a ship's funnel.

"Damn it, doesn't anybody on this ship have depth perception?"

'Oh no! Not 'Barnacle Bill the Sailor', again.'

"Is there anything else I can do wrong for you?"

'I just think it might be a bit too jolly for the captain's taste.'

"Rats, we can't bow ride this one: it's a hovercraft..."

"After the life he's had, he just said 'What the hell'..."

'Petty Officer why does Jenkins keep shouting 'ice cream' from the lookout? Is he drunk? Put him on a charge when he comes down.'

'I wonder if it was such a good idea to outsource all the staff?'

"Seriously, Mittens, let's let this one go."

"Recalculating."

Rock the boat.

"Gosh and I thought it was a barbershop."

'You can't get there from here!'

Pants on the mast