Navigation Humor Fan Prints

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Bicycle sat nav.

Island of Lost Guys.

'How long have you operated multi-engines, sailor?'

Recalculating

"Ticket and passport, please."

Tugboat tugging Iceberg

'It followed me home, can I keep it?'

A series of Exit signs.

Fisherman selling sardines in oil, haddock in oil, cod in oil etc..

"Let’s draw him closer to New Bedford — we’ll get cell service there and Instagram the heck out of this!"

'I told you we should have unionized.'

'What do you mean the men are unhappy! What on earth gives you that idea?'

'I think we should wake the Captain!'

"Oh. . . What shall we do with a sunken trailer?"

"Damn it, doesn't anybody on this ship have depth perception?"

Sailor's pipe is a ship's funnel.

'Oh no! Not 'Barnacle Bill the Sailor', again.'

The guardrail brings it up to code.

Men Against Asking for Directions. M.A.A.D. Does anyone know where we are? Lost Cause.

"Is there anything else I can do wrong for you?"

The skipper never wears a hat that fits. He's always been afraid of cap-sizing!

Phil blows his interview before even sitting down.

'I just think it might be a bit too jolly for the captain's taste.'

"Rats, we can't bow ride this one: it's a hovercraft..."

"Gosh and I thought it was a barbershop."

Rock the boat.

"Stop repeating everything I say birdbrain!"

"Seriously, Mittens, let's let this one go."

' You'll have to come see my weekend place in Cornwall.'

"After the life he's had, he just said 'What the hell'..."

'I wonder if it was such a good idea to outsource all the staff?'

'Petty Officer why does Jenkins keep shouting 'ice cream' from the lookout? Is he drunk? Put him on a charge when he comes down.'

"Recalculating."

'You can't get there from here!'