Sat-nav Humorist Pillows

Queen of Hearts with Sat Knave.

'Get the net ready, Alice. I think it's a big one.'

Bicycle sat nav.

"...for a canal I thought that was unusually short."

Captain Hook getting his hook stuck in the rail, again

"That's the last time I buy a dog from a cartoonist."

"Captain, we've taken on strippers."

"This crew gets 15 miles to the pound of gruel. They're very fuel efficient."

"Will thee not sayeth uncle?!"

"How can you feel queasy, we're barely out of port."

Lighthouse powered by batteries.

Man painting MOM on boat

"With the benefit of hindsight, I’d say no, Ed, it wasn’t ‘funny’ letting him steer the boat!"

Walking the Plank.

'David, David, we're sinking! Our water bed has sprung a leak!'

"Is a six pack enough? I can go back out."

A series of Exit signs.

'We're drifting apart.'

Raft with a 'Caution Wet!' sign.

'I'm not scaring the fish - I'm WARNING the fish!'

"Hey wader, there's a fly in my sloop"

Fish near-death experiences.

'That's his new trophy fishwife.'

Contended beaver nurses a full stomach having eaten the captains wooden leg.

Sinking cruise ship, with band member saved by floating on cello.

The Conveyance of a Corkscrew Hand

'Of course being on short term contract, I don't enjoy the same benefits as the rest of you.'

"I know your rations include two limes a day, but please don't do that with them."

CAPTAIN PLUNGER. Colour

Angry pirate looking at angry parrot (wearing diaper) on his shoulder.

"These aren't barnacles. Someone stuck their gum down here."

'Give it to me straight, doctor - is it Dutch Elm Disease?

'-giant Iceberg ahead!'

"Something tells me the Coast Guard isn't coming, Barbara."