Sat-nav Humorist Gifts

Queen of Hearts with Sat Knave.

'Get the net ready, Alice. I think it's a big one.'

Bicycle sat nav.

"...for a canal I thought that was unusually short."

Captain Hook getting his hook stuck in the rail, again

"That's the last time I buy a dog from a cartoonist."

"Captain, we've taken on strippers."

"This crew gets 15 miles to the pound of gruel. They're very fuel efficient."

"Will thee not sayeth uncle?!"

"How can you feel queasy, we're barely out of port."

"Is a six pack enough? I can go back out."

Walking the Plank.

'David, David, we're sinking! Our water bed has sprung a leak!'

Lighthouse powered by batteries.

"With the benefit of hindsight, I’d say no, Ed, it wasn’t ‘funny’ letting him steer the boat!"

Man painting MOM on boat

A series of Exit signs.

Raft with a 'Caution Wet!' sign.

'I'm not scaring the fish - I'm WARNING the fish!'

'We're drifting apart.'

"Hey wader, there's a fly in my sloop"

Fish near-death experiences.

"Nope, not a dock! Not a diving board! Guess again!"

'That's his new trophy fishwife.'

Contended beaver nurses a full stomach having eaten the captains wooden leg.

'Aye, but can you guys get 500 channels with those hooks?'

Sinking cruise ship, with band member saved by floating on cello.

The Conveyance of a Corkscrew Hand

'Of course being on short term contract, I don't enjoy the same benefits as the rest of you.'

"I know your rations include two limes a day, but please don't do that with them."

'Give it to me straight, doctor - is it Dutch Elm Disease?

"These aren't barnacles. Someone stuck their gum down here."

CAPTAIN PLUNGER. Colour

Angry pirate looking at angry parrot (wearing diaper) on his shoulder.

'-giant Iceberg ahead!'