Sat Nav Humor Lover Gifts

"Recalculating."

"A GPS! Thanks guys! It's exactly what I need to guide my sleigh...you know, in light of that unfortunate hunting accident."

Bicycle sat nav.

I always play the GPS through the backseat speakers. That's were I'm used to receiving instructions.

Recalculating

Island of Lost Guys.

A series of Exit signs.

"GPS? In case we get lost? Why would we need that? We're microchipped."

"Is there anything else I can do wrong for you?"

Men Against Asking for Directions. M.A.A.D. Does anyone know where we are? Lost Cause.

Voice of GPS: 'Recalculating...'

Phil blows his interview before even sitting down.

"This one's the anti-collision computer and that one's the GPS..." "But there's no room for me!"

St Peter at gates of Heaven tells thuggish looking man: 'You're in the wrong place, alright. Let me guess: sat nav?'

Sat Nav: G Spot?

That GPS was a real bargain!

Rock the boat.

G.P.S. for Poor Math Students

'You can't get there from here!'

"My last dog always too a right there."

Lorry driver goes through woman's living room: 'Sorry for the intrusion, love ... blame the sat nav.'

Intelligent Navigation Device...

"We seem to be out of gas. I'm outa here! See you on the ground."

'Well, this is not a good sign: Can I have a look at that map of yours?'

"I could have gone to Eton but I never had the Sat Nav."

Queen of Hearts with Sat Knave.

Never get lost again! Introducing the Track Mapper - a navigation device for directionally challenged runners.

Desert Crawler

"Next time, forget the breadcrumbs and just ask for directions."

"He said turn left at the fork!"

Geese Maps

"No, I mean I'm like LITERALLY in the middle of it right now."

Driving Instructions/Backseat Driver

Aliens outside coffee house, one says: 'This is great, we never end up in hicksville towns since we got sat nav.'

Car Travelling Down Road With Sign That Says 'Dead End'.