Sat Nav Jokester Gifts

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"A GPS! Thanks guys! It's exactly what I need to guide my sleigh...you know, in light of that unfortunate hunting accident."

An alien in his space ship sees a space sign that says 'You are here'

'Maybe it should be funnier...'

Bicycle sat nav.

Fishing from the Pier

I always play the GPS through the backseat speakers. That's were I'm used to receiving instructions.

Island of Lost Guys.

Confused drivers

A series of Exit signs.

"GPS? In case we get lost? Why would we need that? We're microchipped."

". . . And how long have you felt alienated?"

The Nor'easter Bunny.

Fisherman tricks a visitor into thinking a huge buoy is a fishing float for giant fish.

Black Hole Corks

'OK, who stuck that wedding confetti star on it?'

"What's wrong with this telescope? I can't see a blasted thing."

'This really is the road less traveled. I can't find it on my Google Map.'

Voice of GPS: 'Recalculating...'

"Is there anything else I can do wrong for you?"

Men Against Asking for Directions. M.A.A.D. Does anyone know where we are? Lost Cause.

"Houston....I've found the 'Plank Constant'."

Phil blows his interview before even sitting down.

Hunting the elusive balloon whale.

"This one's the anti-collision computer and that one's the GPS..." "But there's no room for me!"

"Sorry, professor... A black hole sucked in my homework!"

Rock the boat.

"Recalculating."

Fake Out! You are 300 miles from Dulles Airport! Hahah!

Sat Nav: G Spot?

At next mogul, carve left. At next mogul, carve right. Recalculating.

"The GPS is extorting money off me. It won't give me directions until I put money in its account."

School Crossing

It looks like you been fighting. You should take an anchor management class.

The James Webb telescope is going to change everything. How so, cretinous oaf? It's going to let us see much farther into deep space than ever before. And the farther we see, the further back in time we're seeing. Do you understand what this means, Sadie? I don't have all day. Get to the point dweeb! It means we'll see the earliest stars and galaxies there ever were. We may even see all the way back to the Big Bang itself. We'll finally know for certain whether it was you. Busted. That singulari