Satirical Navigator Gifts

Ca you find Pompeo on a map?

'Thanks to the internet it is now possible to be extremely well-informed and completely wrong at the same time!'

"This bag is carry-on, and this one is kick-drop-throw-and-pile-on."

Bicycle sat nav.

"I figure I have about 20 years of school to go."

Department of Nanotechnology

Island of Lost Guys.

Nethead strip: Speak binary

Confused drivers

"You have arrived at your destination."

A series of Exit signs.

"Has our apologist been alerted?"

Four Types of Critics

The Math Institute √π*962.9 KM

'What's your usual response to criticism?' - 'Extreme surprise.'

'I think I caught one of those fish showing on the graph.'

"I didn’t need to tie his hands—I just entered it into his GPS. In three feet, the destination is below you."

ACME, Inc. For the man who has everything. It's a home security company.

"We live in the desert. What did you think I meant when I said it'd be a nice day to go boating?"

Titanic 2024: "Nope, no icebergs left."

"You may join the crew, Sir, but first you must promise never to write a book about us."

"Your brochure led me to believe it'd have a more temperate climate."

"Will thou not sayest 'Uncle'?"

"Is there anything else I can do wrong for you?"

Men Against Asking for Directions. M.A.A.D. Does anyone know where we are? Lost Cause.

Phil blows his interview before even sitting down.

'My date last night was a 10. Of course, I'm using the binary system.'

Rock the boat.

St Peter at gates of Heaven tells thuggish looking man: 'You're in the wrong place, alright. Let me guess: sat nav?'

That GPS was a real bargain!

"Recalculating."

GREENLAND

'You can't get there from here!'

"We seem to be out of gas. I'm outa here! See you on the ground."

Intelligent Navigation Device...