Satirical Navigator Gifts

Ca you find Pompeo on a map?

'Thanks to the internet it is now possible to be extremely well-informed and completely wrong at the same time!'

"This bag is carry-on, and this one is kick-drop-throw-and-pile-on."

Bicycle sat nav.

"I figure I have about 20 years of school to go."

Department of Nanotechnology

Island of Lost Guys.

Nethead strip: Speak binary

Confused drivers

"You have arrived at your destination."

A series of Exit signs.

Four Types of Critics

"Has our apologist been alerted?"

The Math Institute √π*962.9 KM

'What's your usual response to criticism?' - 'Extreme surprise.'

Titanic 2024: "Nope, no icebergs left."

"I didn’t need to tie his hands—I just entered it into his GPS. In three feet, the destination is below you."

"We live in the desert. What did you think I meant when I said it'd be a nice day to go boating?"

'I think I caught one of those fish showing on the graph.'

"You may join the crew, Sir, but first you must promise never to write a book about us."

"Is there anything else I can do wrong for you?"

"Will thou not sayest 'Uncle'?"

'My date last night was a 10. Of course, I'm using the binary system.'

St Peter at gates of Heaven tells thuggish looking man: 'You're in the wrong place, alright. Let me guess: sat nav?'

"Recalculating."

That GPS was a real bargain!

Rock the boat.

GREENLAND

'You can't get there from here!'

"We seem to be out of gas. I'm outa here! See you on the ground."

Acmeville welcomes you to leave your carbon footprint here.

"My last dog always too a right there."