Gps Jokester Gifts

"A GPS! Thanks guys! It's exactly what I need to guide my sleigh...you know, in light of that unfortunate hunting accident."

'...heard the one about the Venusian, the Martian and the Saturnian?'

'McWit, that's not what's meant by carbo loading.'

"Look on the GPS to see if there's any wormholes through time and space."

A fisherman reacts as he sees a drone flying over the lake with a fishing line into the water below.

'Sir, we're receiving a signal from space. It might be a candidate for possible intelligent alien life!' 'Nice going you ninny, you butt-dialled Earth! Now they're going to know we exist!'

"GPS? In case we get lost? Why would we need that? We're microchipped."

". . . And how long have you felt alienated?"

'If Aunt Arctica is on the bottom of the world, does that mean Uncle Artica is on top of the world?'

Recalculating!

'OK, who stuck that wedding confetti star on it?'

Black Hole Corks

'Power steering.'

"Houston....I've found the 'Plank Constant'."

2 trilobites; 'So what are you going to be when you die - oil or gas?'

Galley Christmas

"Sorry, professor... A black hole sucked in my homework!"

'The global positioning system says we're on the border between middle class and lower middle class.'

STRIP Hambone: Techinical support in layman's terms #2

"Why didn't you spring for a proper G.P.S.?"

Moon Prank

"Rudolph, with you nose so bright... I'm using my GPS device tonight!"

Sat Nav Directions.

Roger's computer crashes.

'You really are a gadget freak you know: You don't need a GPS receiver to find your way around here...'

'Attention, Flight 1362...In our customer Lounge we're showing a short film: 'Blooper Reels of Strip Searches' to help pass the time...'

Why politicians shouldn't be allowed to have children.

Never get lost again! Introducing the Track Mapper - a navigation device for directionally challenged runners.