Gps Skeptic Gifts

Sat Nav Directions.

"So it's left at the staple, then just follow this long crease."

Keep honking. Honk and accelerate. In 30 feet, cut that @#$% off. Really lay on the horn this time. Cabby GPS.

"A GPS! Thanks guys! It's exactly what I need to guide my sleigh...you know, in light of that unfortunate hunting accident."

"I'll show you our growth projections but only if you promise not to snicker."

'So much for your new Satnav!'

An alien in his space ship sees a space sign that says 'You are here'

Bicycle sat nav.

"I've tracked our GPS coordinates over the past week dad. Well, we're roaming the plains alright!"

'If the GPS has to tell you, 'No, we're not there yet' one more time...'

'Beer brewery? No, I wanted the witches brew! Damn GPS.'

"I don't like space."

"Look on the GPS to see if there's any wormholes through time and space."

"GPS? In case we get lost? Why would we need that? We're microchipped."

'Don't hide behind sales figures, Bill. We both know terminating me is philosophically unsound.'

"This is Siri. No, you're not there yet!"

Surgery is to be encouraged to set up food banks

Government looks for new targets over GPs pay

"With the latest in GPS technology embedded into my phone, who needs a map anymore?"

Recalculating!

GPS flag in road

"Sorry I'm late - my Uber driver turned out to be the Google Maps guy."

"The dove certainly helped, but GPS really nailed it."

Well, let's wait and see what the GPS says next.

Recalculating!

Diane had accidentally set her GPS on 'Spouse' mode.

'This really is the road less traveled. I can't find it on my Google Map.'

'Backseat driver...'

GPS HIghway to Hell

Voice of GPS: 'Recalculating...'

"When the mist clears, turn right."

"You destination is around the next curve."

"YIKES!"

G.P.S. satellites gone bad

'Yes, Lewis and Clark, I'll giude you."