Gps Guru Giggle Gifts

'You really are a gadget freak you know: You don't need a GPS receiver to find your way around here...'

"A GPS! Thanks guys! It's exactly what I need to guide my sleigh...you know, in light of that unfortunate hunting accident."

Man on Snowdon with GPS system - "I'd be lost without it."

'So much for your new Satnav!'

"Recalculating route..."

'It's okay - he knows how to use the GPS.'

Bicycle sat nav.

"I've tracked our GPS coordinates over the past week dad. Well, we're roaming the plains alright!"

'If the GPS has to tell you, 'No, we're not there yet' one more time...'

'Beer brewery? No, I wanted the witches brew! Damn GPS.'

"Look on the GPS to see if there's any wormholes through time and space."

'It's not a desert island - it's Australia.'

"Left, right, left, then straight ahead."

London map drawn from memory.

"GPS? In case we get lost? Why would we need that? We're microchipped."

"This is Siri. No, you're not there yet!"

"With the latest in GPS technology embedded into my phone, who needs a map anymore?"

Recalculating!

"Sorry I'm late - my Uber driver turned out to be the Google Maps guy."

Well, let's wait and see what the GPS says next.

"The dove certainly helped, but GPS really nailed it."

Recalculating!

GPS flag in road

Diane had accidentally set her GPS on 'Spouse' mode.

'Backseat driver...'

"When the mist clears, turn right."

"I'm looking for a GPS with Morgan Freeman's voice. Maybe my husband will listen to it."

Voice of GPS: 'Recalculating...'

GPS HIghway to Hell

"You destination is around the next curve."

"Even our GPS doesn't want to be out in this weather. It's begging us to go back home."

"YIKES!"

G.P.S. satellites gone bad

'Yes, Lewis and Clark, I'll giude you."

At next mogul, carve left. At next mogul, carve right. Recalculating.