Gps Geek Gifts

"GPS? In case we get lost? Why would we need that? We're microchipped."

Satellite Navigation

'The global positioning system says we're on the border between middle class and lower middle class.'

Recalculating!

"A GPS! Thanks guys! It's exactly what I need to guide my sleigh...you know, in light of that unfortunate hunting accident."

"Look on the GPS to see if there's any wormholes through time and space."

"And just like that, e got rid of Florida."

Man on Snowdon with GPS system - "I'd be lost without it."

'I really think we took a wrong turn.'

Plan to Split California into Six States Proposed....

'So much for your new Satnav!'

Bicycle sat nav.

The High Line at Giza

"He gets easily abstracted."

"When I said make it RIGHT, I meant correctly."

Travellers with a developer: 'I see ski slopes.'

Mount Rushmore Down Under

Northeastern Deer/Southwestern Deer

'If the GPS has to tell you, 'No, we're not there yet' one more time...'

"I'm Albert, your new mathematics teacher, but you can call me Al."

"I've tracked our GPS coordinates over the past week dad. Well, we're roaming the plains alright!"

'Beer brewery? No, I wanted the witches brew! Damn GPS.'

Be open to help.

Recalculating

What are you looking for in a college? A strong environmental program. Ok. Pick 4 or 5 we could visit. I've got 3 days for the trip. There's one in Ohio. Can do. One in Maine, Iowa and California. You need a good geography program. Here's another one. Where's St. Paul?

"We seem to be going round in circles!"

"It's not Kansas, Totem, but I can settle for it."

"You have reached the edge of town."

Pyramids exploding.

Mathematics lesson - Equilateral triangle, isoceles triangle, obtuse triangle, and bermuda triangle.

Vladimir Putin

'Go to MapQuest and see where we are.'

'Well, dammit, I say he should stop and ask someone!'

Elephant and Castle

"This is Siri. No, you're not there yet!"