Gps Guru Gifts

'Yes, Lewis and Clark, I'll giude you."

Bicycle sat nav.

'Backseat driver...'

"You know how I said I programmed the geolocation of the oasis in my GPS-receiver? Well, funny thing, the battery is flat..."

"This is Siri. No, you're not there yet!"

"Sorry, satnav on the blink again."

'A short cut is the longest distance between two points.'

'In two meters turn left!'

'That one's for a man with a very large lawn, it's fitted with sat nav.'

Galileo GPS project.

'I notice the GPS system has given up trying to give you directions.'

"We're the blue dot. We want to be at the red dot. Instead, we're in prison."

'The voice telling him what to do on the navigation system reminded him of his ex-wife telling him what to do.'

'If the GPS has to tell you, 'No, we're not there yet' one more time...'

All Roads Go Nowhere.

"With the latest in GPS technology embedded into my phone, who needs a map anymore?"

"At the first opportunity, make a U turn."

G.P.S. satellites gone bad

'C'mon get it straight.'

"A GPS! Thanks guys! It's exactly what I need to guide my sleigh...you know, in light of that unfortunate hunting accident."

Man on Snowdon with GPS system - "I'd be lost without it."

'So much for your new Satnav!'

'It's okay - he knows how to use the GPS.'

'Maths is fun!'

'Hey, wait a minute...Apples aren't indigenous to this geopraphical region.'

Jewish Geometry

"I've tracked our GPS coordinates over the past week dad. Well, we're roaming the plains alright!"

Tesseract of the D'Urbervilles.

'Beer brewery? No, I wanted the witches brew! Damn GPS.'

"Look on the GPS to see if there's any wormholes through time and space."

Recalculating

A2+B2=C2, 'Are you sure you're not just making this stuff up?'

"GPS? In case we get lost? Why would we need that? We're microchipped."

'Look, it's quite simple. It isn't rocket science you know... Er... Well, you know what I mean.'

'That's what you get for skipping geometry class.'