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GPS recalculating

Diane had accidentally set her GPS on 'Spouse' mode.

'Yes, Lewis and Clark, I'll giude you."

Bicycle sat nav.

'Backseat driver...'

GPS flag in road

"You destination is around the next curve."

"The dove certainly helped, but GPS really nailed it."

"You know how I said I programmed the geolocation of the oasis in my GPS-receiver? Well, funny thing, the battery is flat..."

"This is Siri. No, you're not there yet!"

"Sorry, satnav on the blink again."

'A short cut is the longest distance between two points.'

'In two meters turn left!'

'That one's for a man with a very large lawn, it's fitted with sat nav.'

Galileo GPS project.

'I notice the GPS system has given up trying to give you directions.'

"We're the blue dot. We want to be at the red dot. Instead, we're in prison."

'The voice telling him what to do on the navigation system reminded him of his ex-wife telling him what to do.'

'If the GPS has to tell you, 'No, we're not there yet' one more time...'

All Roads Go Nowhere.

Voice of GPS: 'Recalculating...'

"With the latest in GPS technology embedded into my phone, who needs a map anymore?"

"At the first opportunity, make a U turn."

Well, let's wait and see what the GPS says next.

Perverts Flying High

Google Maps is an Enigma Wrapped in a Logic Bomb

G.P.S. satellites gone bad

'C'mon get it straight.'

"A GPS! Thanks guys! It's exactly what I need to guide my sleigh...you know, in light of that unfortunate hunting accident."

Math Major Pennants. ISOSCELES. SCALENE EQUILATERAL.

Man on Snowdon with GPS system - "I'd be lost without it."

'It's okay - he knows how to use the GPS.'

'So much for your new Satnav!'

'Hey, wait a minute...Apples aren't indigenous to this geopraphical region.'

'Maths is fun!'