Gps Gadget Geek Gifts

"Why didn't you spring for a proper G.P.S.?"

"Rudolph, with you nose so bright... I'm using my GPS device tonight!"

"He can't decide which one he likes best. . .His leaf blower, his weed wacker, or his metal detector."

"A GPS! Thanks guys! It's exactly what I need to guide my sleigh...you know, in light of that unfortunate hunting accident."

'So much for your new Satnav!'

"Recalculating route..."

Bicycle sat nav.

'What's wrong? Think the walls have ears?'

"I've tracked our GPS coordinates over the past week dad. Well, we're roaming the plains alright!"

'If the GPS has to tell you, 'No, we're not there yet' one more time...'

'Beer brewery? No, I wanted the witches brew! Damn GPS.'

Be open to help.

"Look on the GPS to see if there's any wormholes through time and space."

"Keep heart Rexy boy... even if we strike out, we'll look damn good doing it."

Recalculating

'I told you to keep your rice in a plastic bag.'

"GPS? In case we get lost? Why would we need that? We're microchipped."

Elephant and Castle

Government looks for new targets over GPs pay

"This is Siri. No, you're not there yet!"

"With the latest in GPS technology embedded into my phone, who needs a map anymore?"

Surgery is to be encouraged to set up food banks

Recalculating!

"Sorry I'm late - my Uber driver turned out to be the Google Maps guy."

Recalculating!

"The dove certainly helped, but GPS really nailed it."

GPS flag in road

"Well, they're circling counter-clockwise, so we must be in the southern hemisphere."

Well, let's wait and see what the GPS says next.

A Sat Nav that displays toilet stops

Diane had accidentally set her GPS on 'Spouse' mode.

"On the bright side, my fitness tracker says struggling in qucksand this long is the equivalent of a 10-mile run."

'Backseat driver...'

"When the mist clears, turn right."

"You destination is around the next curve."