Gps Specialist Gifts

"I've tracked our GPS coordinates over the past week dad. Well, we're roaming the plains alright!"

"Oh, stop it. You are not at all obtuse." Complimentary angles make the other angles feel good about themselves.

"A GPS! Thanks guys! It's exactly what I need to guide my sleigh...you know, in light of that unfortunate hunting accident."

Mall Directory: You aren't here x - where the heck are you?

Man on Snowdon with GPS system - "I'd be lost without it."

'So much for your new Satnav!'

'It's okay - he knows how to use the GPS.'

Bicycle sat nav.

'If the GPS has to tell you, 'No, we're not there yet' one more time...'

'Beer brewery? No, I wanted the witches brew! Damn GPS.'

"Look on the GPS to see if there's any wormholes through time and space."

Pole Star

'And don't be afraid to ask for directions.'

"GPS? In case we get lost? Why would we need that? We're microchipped."

Government looks for new targets over GPs pay

"This is Siri. No, you're not there yet!"

"Sorry we’re late, but apparently the journey of 1,000 miles begins with 'I know a shortcut around this traffic'."

"With the latest in GPS technology embedded into my phone, who needs a map anymore?"

Surgery is to be encouraged to set up food banks

Recalculating!

Well, let's wait and see what the GPS says next.

GPS flag in road

"Sorry I'm late - my Uber driver turned out to be the Google Maps guy."

You're Here. Man, You Really Look Like An Idiot!

'Sorry, Big Guy, We're downsizing, Here comes your replacement,'

"The dove certainly helped, but GPS really nailed it."

Recalculating!

Diane had accidentally set her GPS on 'Spouse' mode.

'Backseat driver...'

G.P.S. satellites gone bad

"When the mist clears, turn right."

"You never used to visit me, but since I had satellite t.v.installed, it's Rapunzel, let down your hair! Rapunzel, let down your hair!"

"Sky, sir?"

"YIKES!"

"I'm looking for a GPS with Morgan Freeman's voice. Maybe my husband will listen to it."