Gps Technician Gifts

'I wonder what the telematics will make of this.'

'Beer brewery? No, I wanted the witches brew! Damn GPS.'

You can't miss it - it's about one centimeter high and two millimeters across.

Recalculating!

"At the first opportunity, make a U-turn."

"Sorry I'm late - my Uber driver turned out to be the Google Maps guy."

Crab-Nav

'I asked out a girl who works for the Global Position System and she told me to get lost.'

GPS HIghway to Hell

Recalculating

"When the mist clears, turn right."

"Lemme know when you’re ready to howl at it."

"Nope, I still only have one bar."

"A GPS! Thanks guys! It's exactly what I need to guide my sleigh...you know, in light of that unfortunate hunting accident."

'So much for your new Satnav!'

'It's okay - he knows how to use the GPS.'

Bicycle sat nav.

"I've tracked our GPS coordinates over the past week dad. Well, we're roaming the plains alright!"

'If the GPS has to tell you, 'No, we're not there yet' one more time...'

"Look on the GPS to see if there's any wormholes through time and space."

Recalculating

Satellite Discovers Sell-by-Date on Planet Earth

"GPS? In case we get lost? Why would we need that? We're microchipped."

Government looks for new targets over GPs pay

Scientist drinking night sky through telescope

"This is Siri. No, you're not there yet!"

"With the latest in GPS technology embedded into my phone, who needs a map anymore?"

Surgery is to be encouraged to set up food banks

GPS flag in road

"The dove certainly helped, but GPS really nailed it."

Well, let's wait and see what the GPS says next.

How M2M really works.

"Apparently it's demanding offerings."

Recalculating!

No, I don't have roaming service, I am the roaming service.