Gps Repair Specialist Gifts

"Sorry I'm late - you guys are hard to find."

"A GPS! Thanks guys! It's exactly what I need to guide my sleigh...you know, in light of that unfortunate hunting accident."

'So much for your new Satnav!'

Bicycle sat nav.

"I've tracked our GPS coordinates over the past week dad. Well, we're roaming the plains alright!"

'If the GPS has to tell you, 'No, we're not there yet' one more time...'

'Rats, I don't think we'll ever get this thing going: It's flooded again...'

The Small Business Advisor: 'The first bit of advice I'd give you for your garage start-up is to tell your dad'

'Beer brewery? No, I wanted the witches brew! Damn GPS.'

Dave's Discount Auto Repair...only an arm or a leg, not both!

"Look on the GPS to see if there's any wormholes through time and space."

'If I was this car I wouldn't let you in the drivers seat!'

Is this for wiping greasy hands?

Rust test in progress.

"We're having a little trouble with our hydraulic lift. I guess my question is, do you still want your muffler replaced?"

'...Plus $847.93 for replacing our front door....'

"Yes, we do fix phones. But, what is that?"

"Nap time."

"GPS? In case we get lost? Why would we need that? We're microchipped."

Car robbers foiled by mousetraps surrounding a car.

"With the latest in GPS technology embedded into my phone, who needs a map anymore?"

"This is Siri. No, you're not there yet!"

'Well, it wasn't the motor -- I'll try replacing the other stuff.'

'Every time a phone dies, he buries it.'

Recalculating!

"Oh...that's not good."

Recalculating!

"I'm leaving you. I would have told you earlier but the time just never seemed right."

"When was the last time you started her up?"

'Edward the car won't start!'