Tech Repair Specialist Gifts

"We can have your drone here fixed in a day or. . . if it sits still."

'Human Error .. Yet Again.'

"Now that's what I call customer service!"

Computer Expert

'This computer has a fast modem, the latest Pentium, increased RAM, a huge hard drive and broadband connections. Only one problem...slow pointer fingers.'

"Don’t you eyeball me, Ed! That’s right, look down at the table. Only technicians who remember to back up the data can look at me! And if you start to cry I will fire you!"

'I said they're good, but expensive.'

'Yep,that's it Mr.White. And NOW go, Control-Alt-Delete, then re-enter.'

"It's just temporary, until I fix the air conditioner."

'It says our line printer is obsolete our remote terminal is obsolete, and I'm afraid, we're obsolete.'

Hardware and software

"Oh! It's you! I was expecting the machine."

'...And, from what I understand, they don't have any hard drive at all.'

Man feeding his computer money.

Organic Soldering.

'Fixed the leg on the telly yet?'

"This next one is a typical blues number about exceeding your data plan limit, cracking your ipad screen, and losing your new ear buds."

'Rats, I don't think we'll ever get this thing going: It's flooded again...'

"The new computer is great, but we can't get rid of the old one. It knows too much."

The Small Business Advisor: 'The first bit of advice I'd give you for your garage start-up is to tell your dad'

Dave's Discount Auto Repair...only an arm or a leg, not both!

Is this for wiping greasy hands?

'If I was this car I wouldn't let you in the drivers seat!'

"Get used to verifications. In the court of the internet, you are presumed a robot until proven otherwise."

I've always been slower than computers...

"I seek enlightenment - and a way to outsource our company's tech support."

"Good news...turns out it was just your battery!"

Rust test in progress.

"We're having a little trouble with our hydraulic lift. I guess my question is, do you still want your muffler replaced?"

Computer operator welding machine.

Early Tech Support

'Your plasma screen TV needs a transfusion.'

"Honey, our pop-up blocker stopped working again."

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