Repair Technician Gifts

'I'll fix you! But Good!'

"It's just temporary, until I fix the air conditioner."

In the Nostalgia District

"When you're done here can you look at my laptop?"

"See, that's your problem right there - the roof is mostly sugar."

'The plumber said he can't come right now, but promised to put us on his 'wading list'. Cute, huh?'

'Caution: doors don't open.'

'If you can smile when everything around you is going wrong... you're probably in the repair business!'

Computer operator welding machine.

Sign reads: Not out of order.

Moe's Fix-It Shop - No Heroic Measures

Halo Repair

In case of fire - Break glass.

'Did you get it wet?'

"I've discovered why it isn't cutting the grass properly - it's a vacuum cleaner."

"When we play the footage backward, it'll look like you're repairing it."

"A brand new one will cost you $18. If I repair it the cost would be $397."

'Do you have industrial strength instant glue?'

STRIP Hambone: Expensive repair bill

'I'll need to be off for a couple of weeks, Boss, to wait for the cable guy.'

'If machine fails to operate...'

'I'm not breaking line. I'm the elevator repairman.'

'How much just to feel sorry for it?'

'It'll take a few days for the dryer parts to come in. In the meantime, you might want to set some lint traps in your basement.

"That's the problem with these 'smart' appliances. When one breaks down, they all experience sympathetic malfunction."

ACME repairs 'we can fix anything'

Junkyard and sign that reads 'Puttery Barn'.

'Did anyone bring the duct tape?'

"This old calculator is missing the multiplication symbol."

'We know. He's just fixing the antenna.'

'Fixed the leg on the telly yet?'

Joe's Fixit Shop: if it ain't broke,break it

Repair Man

"Sorry, Weirdo, your laptop has asked for asylum!"

STRIP Hambone: Cutting the repair bill