Repairmen Gifts

Joe's Fixit Shop: Closed for repairs.

"Janet, the television man is here"

'Well, it wasn't working when I got it home.'

Jack of all trades

boy plugging leak in a barrel with his finger

'The plumber said he can't come right now, but promised to put us on his 'wading list'. Cute, huh?'

Tool Box

The Gardener's Calendar: Try to Repair It...

STRIP Hambone: Fix it yourself

"Remember now, anything is DIY-abe if you just do it yourself."

A DIY disaster.

Hardware Store Tools Wrench

'You're using 14' nails on a 2' door? This is definitely a case where bigger is not better.'

"Oh no! Oh no! Oh no! Oh no!"

"It's just temporary, until I fix the air conditioner."

'It's O.K. Charlie - you can relax. The T.V. repairman said, 'it can be fixed!''

'We finished all the repairs in the cafeteria kitchen this morning, but the food still tastes lousy.'

"If I were a surgeon, Mr. Ferguson, which I ain't, and your car was my patient, which it ain't—except that it is, in a funny sort of way; that is, if you want to look at it like that; you know what I mean—and you was her husband, I'd have to say, 'Sir, your wife is going to need a valve job.,"

'What's the best kind of glue to fix a TV screen?'

'Fixed the leg on the telly yet?'

"When it comes to fixing his own computer, I call it his PDDIY project. That stands for please DON'T do it yourself."

Ernie likes to fix things around the house. Just today he's fixed two sandwiches, three sundaes, and some microwave brownies.

Home De-Po. Things you need for your project. Things you didn't know you needed until you were halfway through your project.

'Rats, I don't think we'll ever get this thing going: It's flooded again...'

The Small Business Advisor: 'The first bit of advice I'd give you for your garage start-up is to tell your dad'

'No, don't tell me, your electric garage door is broken.'

Fixing the TV.

'I think I've found what's been causing my funny buzzing sounds.'

"Have you tried turning it on and off again..?"

'So you still can't get a sound engineer then?'

The world's most unemployable family

Lazy plumber.

Bob’s Museum

Computer operator welding machine.

Tech support...can I help you!