Repair Worker Gifts

"You're late!"

Victor started his career as a telephone repairman

Painter removes 'wet paint' sign from park bench and replaces it with a 'dry paint' sign.

UFO Repairs

'The plumber said he can't come right now, but promised to put us on his 'wading list'. Cute, huh?'

"I finally found a use for that old home repair book..."

Mechanic looking under the hood of a car.

"I sensed you needed my help. I’m Saint &@!#%&!!, the patron saint of cursing."

The witch of the west again showed no water usage for the month.

"He loves his leaf blower."

STRIP Hambone: Fix it yourself

Gondolier skimming up leaves in pool.

'You're using 14' nails on a 2' door? This is definitely a case where bigger is not better.'

"It's just temporary, until I fix the air conditioner."

'It's O.K. Charlie - you can relax. The T.V. repairman said, 'it can be fixed!''

Lady about flat tire: 'It's not too bad - it's only flat on the bottom.'

'We finished all the repairs in the cafeteria kitchen this morning, but the food still tastes lousy.'

Not much money, glory, or praise

'Fixed the leg on the telly yet?'

'Rats, I don't think we'll ever get this thing going: It's flooded again...'

'Well, that's fixed that.'

'So you still can't get a sound engineer then?'

"Have you tried turning it on and off again..?"

Fixing the TV.

Computer operator welding machine.

Clearing the castle's moat.

Tech support...can I help you!

"I fixed your leaky tap and the oven door... but there's nothing I can do with that dodgy seal on the fridge!"

"All right, pal, I'm just saying, that's what I'd do if it was my Large Hadron Collider."

'If you could roll up your sleeves, go behind the screen and plaster the wall.'

"If you need anything in the building, just call the super. This is the only known photo of him."

STRIP Hambone: Expensive repair job

"Was it a fuse?"

"Frosty the Repairman"

A plumber preparing to go under a house's dark crawl space sees many eyes looking back from the darkness.