Repair Worker Pillows

"You're late!"

Victor started his career as a telephone repairman

Painter removes 'wet paint' sign from park bench and replaces it with a 'dry paint' sign.

UFO Repairs

'The plumber said he can't come right now, but promised to put us on his 'wading list'. Cute, huh?'

"I finally found a use for that old home repair book..."

Mechanic looking under the hood of a car.

The witch of the west again showed no water usage for the month.

"I sensed you needed my help. I’m Saint &@!#%&!!, the patron saint of cursing."

STRIP Hambone: Fix it yourself

"He loves his leaf blower."

Gondolier skimming up leaves in pool.

'You're using 14' nails on a 2' door? This is definitely a case where bigger is not better.'

"It's just temporary, until I fix the air conditioner."

Lady about flat tire: 'It's not too bad - it's only flat on the bottom.'

'It's O.K. Charlie - you can relax. The T.V. repairman said, 'it can be fixed!''

'Fixed the leg on the telly yet?'

'We finished all the repairs in the cafeteria kitchen this morning, but the food still tastes lousy.'

Not much money, glory, or praise

'Rats, I don't think we'll ever get this thing going: It's flooded again...'

'Well, that's fixed that.'

"Have you tried turning it on and off again..?"

'So you still can't get a sound engineer then?'

Fixing the TV.

Computer operator welding machine.

"I fixed your leaky tap and the oven door... but there's nothing I can do with that dodgy seal on the fridge!"

Clearing the castle's moat.

Tech support...can I help you!

"All right, pal, I'm just saying, that's what I'd do if it was my Large Hadron Collider."

'No it's still not fixed'

"Was it a fuse?"

"Okay, I fixed the leaking roof, and I moved the couch over to the far wall, but I'm sorry, I don't unblock toilets!"

'If you could roll up your sleeves, go behind the screen and plaster the wall.'

"Frosty the Repairman"

"If you need anything in the building, just call the super. This is the only known photo of him."