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Master Plumber

'The plumber said he can't come right now, but promised to put us on his 'wading list'. Cute, huh?'

STRIP Hambone: Fix it yourself

'You're using 14' nails on a 2' door? This is definitely a case where bigger is not better.'

"It's just temporary, until I fix the air conditioner."

'It's O.K. Charlie - you can relax. The T.V. repairman said, 'it can be fixed!''

'Fixed the leg on the telly yet?'

'We finished all the repairs in the cafeteria kitchen this morning, but the food still tastes lousy.'

'Rats, I don't think we'll ever get this thing going: It's flooded again...'

The Small Business Advisor: 'The first bit of advice I'd give you for your garage start-up is to tell your dad'

"Have you tried turning it on and off again..?"

'So you still can't get a sound engineer then?'

Fixing the TV.

Computer operator welding machine.

Tech support...can I help you!

"I fixed your leaky tap and the oven door... but there's nothing I can do with that dodgy seal on the fridge!"

Demonic Repossession.

"Fine, you win. I'll call a handyman."

"Okay, lady, your new carpet is installed...you can let your dog back in now."

Painter removes 'wet paint' sign from park bench and replaces it with a 'dry paint' sign.

'I'm OK, but the car is in 'intensive care'!'

A plumber preparing to go under a house's dark crawl space sees many eyes looking back from the darkness.

STRIP Hambone: Expensive repair job

"Yes, we do fix phones. But, what is that?"

'Your plasma screen TV needs a transfusion.'

"Was it a fuse?"

"Frosty the Repairman"

'Your husband started without me, didn't he?'

'And if it ain't baroque, don't fix it.'

"The problem is there's no engine. Just a mysterious plot device."

'As a kid I was always taking things apart...so, anyway, that's when my parents stopped getting me pets.'

"You're late."

Zombie plumber calling out for drains...

"It's worse than I thought."

'There goes the squeak in your brakes, Mrs. Ferguson.'