Repair Technicians Pillows

'This must be the place!'

'Which end do the nails come out of?'

Washing machine maintenance

'The plumber said he can't come right now, but promised to put us on his 'wading list'. Cute, huh?'

'My electric car is giving me static!'

"Would you please step into the garage? Your car and I need to have a word with you."

"Take me to your mechanic."

STRIP Hambone: Fix it yourself

'I said they're good, but expensive.'

'You're using 14' nails on a 2' door? This is definitely a case where bigger is not better.'

"You might be interested in our encounter group for people with transmission problems."

"It's just temporary, until I fix the air conditioner."

'It's O.K. Charlie - you can relax. The T.V. repairman said, 'it can be fixed!''

Organic Soldering.

'According to the diagnostic computer, your problems are due to El Nino.'

'Fixed the leg on the telly yet?'

'We finished all the repairs in the cafeteria kitchen this morning, but the food still tastes lousy.'

"We located the hissing noise, Mr. Watkins. Your wife's mother is in the back seat."

'Rats, I don't think we'll ever get this thing going: It's flooded again...'

The Small Business Advisor: 'The first bit of advice I'd give you for your garage start-up is to tell your dad'

'You got clowns in your engine. That's what's making them funny noises.'

Fixing the TV.

'These computer repair people certainly take their jobs seriously.'

"Have you tried turning it on and off again..?"

"2 for 1 special: Clean, polish, buff, seal"

'So you still can't get a sound engineer then?'

"Good news...turns out it was just your battery!"

Computer operator welding machine.

"I fixed your leaky tap and the oven door... but there's nothing I can do with that dodgy seal on the fridge!"

Tech support...can I help you!

'Your plasma screen TV needs a transfusion.'

"Yes, we do fix phones. But, what is that?"

"Was it a fuse?"

"Frosty the Repairman"