Car Repair Technician Pillows

And could you put in a louder horn?'

"This bill is the same as your estimate! What did'nt you do?"

Man at Muffler Shop sees door sign: 'Exhausted'.

'Well, it wasn't the motor -- I'll try replacing the other stuff.'

'And I still say that garage is working you too hard.'

'You give him the estimate - you're bigger than he is.'

MOTs & Snuggles

'What I said was PUNCTURE!'

Fred's Tire and Brake Repair. 'I tire and I ache...and I don't see that well.'

'Our repair success record is as good as duct tape.'

"Take me to your mechanic."

"It's worse than I thought."

A self-filling prophecy.

'Can we afford you to save us money by repairing the car yourself...?'

'My electric car is giving me static!'

"Would you please step into the garage? Your car and I need to have a word with you."

Mechanic looking under the hood of a car.

"I'd like a new tire for my 1976 Chevy Chevette."

"You might be interested in our encounter group for people with transmission problems."

'I said they're good, but expensive.'

'This is Onstar, how may I help you?'

"It's just temporary, until I fix the air conditioner."

"So this is what you want? This is why after school, almost every day, you spend all your extra free time working at the auto store?"

'Fixed the leg on the telly yet?'

CLEAR!

'According to the diagnostic computer, your problems are due to El Nino.'

"If I were a surgeon, Mr. Ferguson, which I ain't, and your car was my patient, which it ain't—except that it is, in a funny sort of way; that is, if you want to look at it like that; you know what I mean—and you was her husband, I'd have to say, 'Sir, your wife is going to need a valve job.,"

Organic Soldering.

'I think I've isolated that funny noise you've been having.'

Turmoil change.

"I've narrowed the problem down to somewhere under this big flap I discovered."

"We located the hissing noise, Mr. Watkins. Your wife's mother is in the back seat."

'Rats, I don't think we'll ever get this thing going: It's flooded again...'

The Small Business Advisor: 'The first bit of advice I'd give you for your garage start-up is to tell your dad'

'You got clowns in your engine. That's what's making them funny noises.'