Repair Technicians Prints

'This must be the place!'

'Which end do the nails come out of?'

Washing machine maintenance

'The plumber said he can't come right now, but promised to put us on his 'wading list'. Cute, huh?'

'My electric car is giving me static!'

"Would you please step into the garage? Your car and I need to have a word with you."

STRIP Hambone: Fix it yourself

"Take me to your mechanic."

'I said they're good, but expensive.'

'You're using 14' nails on a 2' door? This is definitely a case where bigger is not better.'

"You might be interested in our encounter group for people with transmission problems."

"It's just temporary, until I fix the air conditioner."

'It's O.K. Charlie - you can relax. The T.V. repairman said, 'it can be fixed!''

'We finished all the repairs in the cafeteria kitchen this morning, but the food still tastes lousy.'

'Fixed the leg on the telly yet?'

Organic Soldering.

'According to the diagnostic computer, your problems are due to El Nino.'

Dummies Books.

"I've narrowed the problem down to somewhere under this big flap I discovered."

"We located the hissing noise, Mr. Watkins. Your wife's mother is in the back seat."

'Rats, I don't think we'll ever get this thing going: It's flooded again...'

The Small Business Advisor: 'The first bit of advice I'd give you for your garage start-up is to tell your dad'

'You got clowns in your engine. That's what's making them funny noises.'

"2 for 1 special: Clean, polish, buff, seal"

"Have you tried turning it on and off again..?"

'So you still can't get a sound engineer then?'

Fixing the TV.

"It took a lot of work to build this car..."

'These computer repair people certainly take their jobs seriously.'

"Good news...turns out it was just your battery!"

Computer operator welding machine.

Tech support...can I help you!

"I fixed your leaky tap and the oven door... but there's nothing I can do with that dodgy seal on the fridge!"

"Fine, you win. I'll call a handyman."

'Your plasma screen TV needs a transfusion.'