Tech Repair Professional Pillows

"I've tried rebooting it several times, but the news is still terrible."

"Take me to your mechanic."

"COUGH! COUGH! Years of data mining have left me with data lung. Don't be like your old man - go into modeling or visualization!"

Computer Hitching a Ride to Silicon Valley

'I said they're good, but expensive.'

"Don’t you eyeball me, Ed! That’s right, look down at the table. Only technicians who remember to back up the data can look at me! And if you start to cry I will fire you!"

"Was that my pager or yours?"

"It's just temporary, until I fix the air conditioner."

Organic Soldering.

'Fixed the leg on the telly yet?'

'Rats, I don't think we'll ever get this thing going: It's flooded again...'

The Small Business Advisor: 'The first bit of advice I'd give you for your garage start-up is to tell your dad'

S.S.dot.com

"Hey, you gotta put that away- this is a laptopless bar."

"Fact amnesty"

"Good news...turns out it was just your battery!"

Computer operator welding machine.

Demonic Repossession.

Laid off from a dot-com? Ask about our resume-writing software.

"Whoa - not so fast! I've got to check your browsing history first..."

'I'm OK, but the car is in 'intensive care'!'

'Your plasma screen TV needs a transfusion.'

"It's not your phone service... you're talking into a spring roll."

Not all service desk staff were pleased about the new bring your own device policy

"The problem is there's no engine. Just a mysterious plot device."

"You are found guilty of privacy, aggravated privacy and the exercise of privacy with intent to conceal."

'There goes the squeak in your brakes, Mrs. Ferguson.'

"It'll need a carburettor transplant, a right wing panel augmentation, and an engine oil transfusion... Maybe you should consider euthanasia."

"It's worse than I thought."

'Oh I could fix it for under fifty bucks, but I just couldn't live with myself knowing that someday you might need a whole new engine.'

'The plumber said he can't come right now, but promised to put us on his 'wading list'. Cute, huh?'